Top 10 Reasons Girls Love

Volcano Vaporizers

10. Volcano Vaporizers don’t ruin their nails like Blunts

09. Volcano Vaporizers don’t block their perfume and  make them smell like they just consumed a Marijuana field or Armpits

08. Girls can hide its true use and say the Volcano is used for elite cooking practices

07. Girls can actually use them for Elite Cooking Practices like Aromitization

( See Cannabis Cook )

06. Certain Girls can refill their dwindling supply
( Marijuana not needed….just let hot air, fill bag ; ] )

05. Volcano Vaporizers are healthier to use than smoking combusted plant matter

(This is Just True…No Pic Needed )

04. Volcano Vaporizers are Great For Parties

03. Because Volcanos are Hott

02. Because they love “Volc Bags” aka Volcano Bags
(What Girl doesn’t Love a Bag full of Vapors ? )

(See Volc Bags )

01. Because Real Men Use Volcano Vaporizers

Yup….Real Men Like Tom Selleck and RA

Hopefully this Halloween doesn’t go as fast as last years. Last years went fast  for a few reasons and judgment miscalculations on our part:

A. We gave Out Volcano Vaporizers in addition to candy, which seemed like a great idea at first, as look at how happy this lil tyke was

But…..

B. Trick or Treaters slowly stopped coming and turned into Vagrant Loiterers – lol

and then……

C. The savage candy eating that commenced……Like Wild children that never had candy and got some on a hungry stomach…..Trouble……Just look at these Kids :]

So this year we will not be giving out free vaporizers butt…….we did make a sweet Pumpkin ; ]

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Sorry Bout That, Can’t have cute kids on Halloween without something scary as well ; ]

So….. Unless you Have a HUGE amount of Candy, or really want to Hype up and Slow Down your Party….Keep The Volcanoes for the Adult Kids Like Us……

Happy Halloween From Vaporizer Volcano

Fresh for Halloween – October 2009
Designer Volcano Bags
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