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Just wanted to say hello as its been a second since I got a new job and have to actually go to an 8-5er  . I still love you all and am glad to see that you are still visiting. Just to note I don’t sell them I just enjoy and like to make funny graphics involving vaporizers, but the link to Storz and Bickel is probably be the best place to get them as it is straight from the manufacturers and they have the best customer support. Plus you’ll be helping me a little as they throw me a lil bone here and there : ] and lord knows I don’t make money off this site. You can also help that by checking out the adsense partners and if you see something you like, click it : ] Alright enough with the selfless promotion….Just wanted to say hello and as always if you have any questions please feel free to email me or comment.

Top 10 Reasons Girls Love

Volcano Vaporizers

10. Volcano Vaporizers don’t ruin their nails like Blunts

09. Volcano Vaporizers don’t block their perfume and  make them smell like they just blazed a Greenery field or Armpits

08. Girls can hide its true use and say the Volcano is used for elite cooking practices

07. Girls can actually use them for Elite Cooking Practices like Aromitization

( See Cannabis Cook )

06. Certain Girls can refill their dwindling supply
( Goods not needed….just let hot air, fill bag ; ] )

05. Volcano Vaporizers are healthier to use than smoking combusted plant matter

(This is Just True…No Pic Needed )

04. Volcano Vaporizers are Great For Parties

03. Because Volcanos are Hott

02. Because they love “Volc Bags” aka Volcano Bags
(What Girl doesn’t Love a Bag full of Vapors ? )

(See Volc Bags )

01. Because Real Men Use Volcano Vaporizers

Yup….Real Men Like Tom Selleck and RA

Fresh for Halloween – October 2009

Designer Volcano Bags

by Tokeez

In Need of FRESH, Multi-Vaporizer Replacement Balloons?

Designed by Tokeez ( Well Done ) and brought to you by our friends over at Vapeworld(Thank You),

You can Now Pick up Designer Volcano Bags that will have you lookin a hell of a lot cooler than the guy with the plain bag full of vapors.

Plus who doesn’t like the silhouette of women in compromising positions. I think even some of the lady friends like that stuff : ]

Either way…..This is the first of a new product offering for the Vaporizer Bag Sector, and you can be the first on your block to have the COOL Volcano Bags.

And Here for your enjoyment are some more fun pics that have nothing to do with Volc Bags ; ]

Happy Halloween from VaporizerVolcano.com

Rest in Peace to Patrick Swayze, who died September 14th, 2009  battling:  ‘Intraductal Papillary Mucinous Neoplasm’ .

Patrick Swayze was a Legend in his time, for his performance in Dirty Dancing.

After watching that as a Boy….as corny as some guys think dancing is….You wanted to get right to the floor.

I have a sister,  and damn were her and her friends geekin at the time.

I think most girls at the time….young to old…..wished to be held by Patrick Swayze above the water in the famous scene….

I actually do have some film I got from our Volcano here….who claims….. it got it at the set during filming of Dirty Dancing…

Lets See -

Cmon…Volc

You know damn well that’s not you – Lol

I tried to talk sense into it, But it continued on to Claim that his Volcings, were what inspired such steamy scenes.

I verified by looking at the Storz & Bickel logo and talkin to the “Volcano Classic” , and…..the Volcano Digit is apparently telling the truth.

Either way Patrick Swayze will be missed by many, and shall remain one of the smoothest ass kickers around.

This Volc Bags  for you Patrick !

Volc Bag  = Volcano Bag -  for the new to the site ; ]

We have figured it out…..Yes the Question to why Volcano Vaporizers are the best investment you can buy.

Only pure Logic points me to this, but isn’t it obvious ?

Guys and Girls….Cmon, Who Wouldn’t?

- It’s Made of Space Materials ( Not true, but looks hella sweet ) -

- Made with Gods Hands ( Also not true….but it does look modern ) -

Finally It will protect you from the Apocalypse

( Again, Also not true…but it may help you forget the Apocalypse has arrived )

Let us know how much you love your vaporizer.

Volcano by Storz & Bickel – The Cadillac of Vaporizers

“I think it’s clear by now that the federal government needs to reclassify marijuana. People who need it should be able to get it – safely and easily,” says The Price Is Right and Power of 10 host Drew Carey in a new Reason.tv video examining medical marijuana and the war on drugs.

One of the most outrageous consequences of the war on drugs is the federal crackdown on medical marijuana, which is used by patients to help treat the effects of cancer, glaucoma, HIV-AIDS, chronic pain and nausea, and other severe symptoms associated with serious illnesses. Medical marijuana prescribed by a physician is legal in 12 states, yet federal agents are raiding state-approved dispensaries and preventing patients from having safe access to this drug.

In Episode 2 of Reason.tv’s Drew Carey Project, Drew takes a look at patients who need and use medical marijuana in California, and how the federal government is making their lives even worse.

So…… If you Support Medical Marijuana yourself, and have ailments that can be relived by it’s medicinal benefits, and want to intake your medicinal cannabis as safely as possible…..Go Out and Buy a Volcano Vaporizer.

You won’t regret it -

Volc Bags to the Face -

Now I have heard of Hott Volcanos before….I mean they are made of Lava….But this is a special post for you Vaporizer Volcano lovers. I put this one together as one of my first fun pictures with the Volcano , but just couldn’t stop after this one – It makes our Volcano look sexy as a MOFO and shall be the hottest spread this side of the verse….Universe that is. Let me know where and/or what situations you would like to find the volcano vaporizer in.  Thank You – That Guy

- Can Someone turn down the A/C Please?…. Thanks….The team at Vaporizer Volcano -

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Alas, another pic of the Volcano Vaporizer System out in the wild. This time it seems another pleased customer, doesn’t want to leave the realm of the living without his volc bag maker.

Hell…I don’t blame him, I can’t wait for the day that the government stops oppressing the people with their bunk anti-cannabis propaganda,

So that I,  as a responsible Volcano Owner, can transport it to friends,  to share volc bags with them( for medicinal reasons of course ) , Without worrying I will go to jail.

Either way I say hey…. Take out  that Zombie skeez, in one of the many well known ways to deal with zombies, and protect your Volcano like a real man : ]

Cheers From www.VaporizerVolcano.com

Tis True….In some Multi-Dimensional world there is a Tom Selleck head guarding your tree house….

Thank God for that Solid Volcano Vaporizer Body he has updated himself with…..

If he only had hands so he could shift that sweet Ferrari he always whippin around as Magnum in.

Although our Magnum Hero can breathe a ton better, because the Volcano Vaporizer actually reduces  95% of the negative carcinogens…… that come from combusting plant materials into smoke.

And tho his eyes shoot lasers for “Treehouse Guarding” measures…

He is really feelin nice, because of the clean “High” one gets from a Vaporizer. Volcano Vaporizers = More uplifting and less lethargy – lol

Well I would like to personally thank Tom….. as I think…… that is actually my Future Treehouse…Sik

Yesterday we started our first Twitter account and Oh How much fun we shall have here at Vaporizer Volcano. You can Find Us under the name VaporVolcano. Add us as Friends and Lets Tweet Together.

We will try to keep you Updated as Best as Possible, But Mostly will be Taking Volc Bags to the Face!!!!!

www.twitter.com/vaporvolcano